i can't tell you that

i hardly ever remember to send them, but love to receive birthday cards! so impractical, and besides our time frame for remembering to do something is now Just In Time. the only defense is, it's FUN to get real mail!                                                                                 this was my favorite card i got this year...don't bother to open it, that's it.           no explanation, no punchline...unless "I can't tell you that." is the punchline.                         i find this hilarious. almost as funny as the card that says "my bologna has a middle name" on the front, and you open it and it says "it's marie."  LMFAO