5:45 am xmas morning.
the alarm flashes; plays a jaunty tune.
3/4 asleep i hold it over his face so the tune and the light pour down on him.
his eyes open.
"put the turkey in the oven" i mumble.
"already did" he replies.
i wake up a little more, suspicious even in my sleep.
"i woke up thinking about it, so i just got up and did it."
"you sure you dint dream it?"
"did you turn on the oven?"
"should i go down and check"
worried, suspicious, he probably dreamt it, 10 people no turkey...but too late i am asleep.
later i wake up smelling turkey...he really did it!
all is well.