Sep 16, 2009

i can haz big butt

with a wink for willy

lucy feeling rather lax
let her sliders slip to max
felt so fat, looked so hot
didn't dare to leave her plot

lucy feeling rather frisky
drank a jug of moonshine whiskey
then the silly little brat
moved her sliders all to FAT

lucy, who we know is bratty
moved her sliders all to fatty
then she wondered, hand on chins
are righties fats and lefties thins?

lucy sleepwalking one night
moved her sliders too far right
walked right off the cliffs at Skye
bounced 2 kilometers high!